Reddit user -DarkLuna- asked the community, “People who had sex with a celebrity, how was it?” Here are their juice, juice, juicyyyyyy stories:
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1. “I dated an actor who played the lead in an Oscar-nominated movie. He was charming at first, but turned out to be the most self-centered and insecure person I’ve known. He needed constant attention and praise. He would call me at least five times a day to talk about himself. He constantly wanted me to confirm his penis was large, complained about not having a prettier face, tore himself down as an actor, but got angry if I didn’t contradict him. He was utterly draining, like an energy vampire or something. I called it quits after one month.”
2. “I had sex with a professional baseball player. It’s pretty much what you’d expect from a pro athlete, somewhat arrogant and very much all about the sex. Which was fine with me, I wasn’t trying to make a hookup into a relationship. The first time was pretty good…he’s hot with beautiful eyes and an athletic body, plus he was pretty good at dirty talk and taking control, and gave good oral sex. The second time was very aggressive, and he got really mad at me when I insisted he wear a condom. He had some impregnation kink, I guess, and he just sprung it on me at like the last minute, like literally during sex, telling me he wants me to be the mother of his children and that he’s going to get me pregnant right now. That was a little much for me. Like, if that’s your thing and you just like to say it during sex, I would be fine with that with a heads up prior to, but I wasn’t actually trying to get pregnant by this dude.”
“He stormed out once when I didn’t want to, you know, become the mother of his children. After that, I stopped responding to him, and he ended up low-key stalking me for a couple of months when he was in town. The last I heard from him was him contacting me on social media that he had just shown up at my apartment, and an older man answered the door (I had moved).
The last thing he messaged me after I told him I had moved and had a boyfriend now, so I wasn’t available to hook up, was that I should be the mother of his children, and instead of being with my boyfriend, I should be getting my pussy eaten by him right now. I thought it was a fitting end to our tryst and closed that social media account to avoid him.”
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3. “It was amazing. I (M) didn’t just have sex, but actually a threesome with a very famous singer in a British all-girl pop group. I’ll never forget the moment that I walked into my kitchen with her and the other girl making out topless and giggling. I took a seat to admire this amazing scene that I just walked into. They kissed, giggled some more, and played with each other’s breasts. She then turned to me and said, ‘You have two girls rubbing their breasts together in your kitchen. What are you going to do about it?’ It was like a knee-jerk reaction; I jumped up and started making out with her and her friend. From that moment on, it turned into what porno films are made of. It was one of the best nights of my twenties.”
4. “Close to 20 years ago, my roommate hooked up with a SuicideGirl who came to our apartment to stay for a few days. She kept name-dropping all of these celebrities she knew (like Slash and Trent Reznor) to the point we were like, ‘Why are you lying?’ Then, she pulled out all the pictures of her with various famous musicians. Apparently, she was the secretary to someone famous for producing music, and that was how she met all of these dudes. She later left my roommate for one of Slipknot’s drummers because he bought her a house in Texas. My roommate worked for a grocery store and just couldn’t compete with the money. She did assure him that the celebrity sex was still bad — it was purely for the house.”
5. “I was with an award-winning actress, who starred in a hit TV show from a few years back. We met on a film where I was a background actor. She asked for my phone number while in character, so I thought it was a joke at first. When I realized she was serious, I told her I didn’t have a phone because I panicked about having a girlfriend at the time. She thought it was hilarious. She asked me again at the end of the shoot that day, asking if we could get a drink as friends. I said sure, she gave me her number, but I never texted her out of respect for my girlfriend at the time. Flash forward a few years, my ex-girlfriend and I are broken up…”
“I ended up texting the actress out of the blue, and we got to chatting and kind of hit it off. We finally grab that drink one weekend and end up back at her place. Turns out she had a long-term boyfriend, but that they had an ‘agreement.’ There was a mutual ghosting after that. Nothing exciting happened, but the one night was really fun, definitely one of those ‘no one will ever believe you’ stories.”
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6. “I got set up on a blind date with a very famous dominatrix. She was very pleasant. The restaurant my acquaintance went to was high-end and overpriced. Apparently, the dominatrix was accustomed to her clients treating her to 5-star places all the time. We talked about our jobs and normal stuff. At the end of the date, she said she was interested in me, and I told her that I would never have chosen that place or the club we went to after. She agreed to another date where we dressed down and went out. I took her to a hole-in-the-wall place that serves some of the best fried chicken you’ve ever had. We bar-hopped and went to some cool secret spots like Crif Dogs’ secret backroom bar, before everyone found out. We had a great time. She said it was the best date she’s ever been on, but we realized we lived in two different worlds.”
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7. “I had sex with one of the Abercrombie models in the ads. It was one of the worst sex encounters I had. He only cared about how he looked to look good for himself. As a result, he tore my skin above the hood of my clitoris, and the scar is still there. You should never have sex with models — they literally are the worst and don’t care about you.”
8. “A while back, one of my wife’s friends had a short relationship with an A-list singer. It wasn’t David Bowie, but someone equally as famous with a similar number of record sales. When she was at school, she had a massive crush on him for years (posters on the walls, a pencil case with his face on it — the works). She grew up and became a musician herself. She was nowhere near the same caliber, but you could go into a music store and buy a CD with her face on it. Eventually, their paths crossed and they hit it off. They met for a drink in a pub near where she lived and had a really good time — but he was recognized early on, and people wouldn’t leave him alone. She suggested they go back to her place instead, and they did.”
“She was living in a shared house, so the living room was a communal space and all her personal stuff was in her bedroom. She didn’t expect to take him back, so she didn’t ‘sanitize’ it beforehand (and by ‘sanitize,’ I mean literally take his poster off her wall). She had to do the whole ‘Errr…just wait here for a few minutes whilst I get things ready!’ and then rushed around, flipping her mousepad over so he wouldn’t see his face on it.
It all went well, and they were together for a little while before deciding just to be friends (they’re still good friends).”
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9. “I slept with an Avenger for a while (I won’t name which one), and it was actually incredible. It went on for a few months when he was in town filming, and I went to a movie launch in New York City with him. The only reason it stopped was that I met my now-husband (the Avenger also wasn’t looking for a relationship, not to mention he lived in California and I’m Canadian). Anyhow, it was a great experience, and all my friends still love bringing it up.”
10. “I had sex with a woman who played an alien on a Sci-Fi television show — she was absolutely nothing like her character in real life. In real life, she was a very sweet, very kind person who was respectful of everyone around her. I was completely shocked when we ended up hooking up — it was entirely her doing. I had no intention of it, nor did I even harbor the idea that it was a possibility. As for the sex, it was pretty damn good (we went three rounds). I kind of felt like we had a connection and hoped that maybe a relationship was possible. But after the last time we had sex, she ordered us breakfast and afterward advised me that she needed to go to sleep (which was my cue to leave). I was a little shocked later on to find out that she was married at the time. She seemed to be acting like a single woman out of town, and up for a night of fun.”
11. “I dated a pretty well-known actor. There was a massive age gap between us, so much so that I didn’t really know much about his history with women. I was on tabloid magazines, dragged through the mud, paparazzi camping outside of my and my roommates’ house, and I was pretty young at the time. It made for a good story, but the attention cost me my job, and it was really hard not being able to defend myself or navigate it all. He had a lot of substance abuse issues. It was really tough, and I would not recommend dating a celebrity.”
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12. “I dated a girl who went on to be a sort of ‘alternative’ porn actor. We were both around 17 and 18 years old at the time. She was really nice, and we got on really well, but she was almost too infatuated with sex even then. The second time we hung out, she performed oral sex on me in a graveyard. Like, it really couldn’t get more emo. And yes, it really was that good. We broke up and kind of lost contact, and then I found out she was doing porn. I think she only did it for a little while, but it was certainly interesting when I found out.”
13. “I slept with and briefly dated a girl in college who used to be a child actor. She was kind of a mess, honestly. It was sad because she was nice and really funny, and the sex was great, but she had a lot of issues (like sleeping in a barn with her horses and drinking until she passed out). She had a lot of issues with her parents, as well as self-esteem issues. I hope she’s doing better now. I looked her up a while ago, and she seems happy (at least on Instagram).”
14. “I dated a fairly famous director. I was working as a production assistant on one of his films, and he singled me out, walked up to me, and asked me out. A PA is literally the lowest person on the food chain on a movie production. So, of course, I was going to say yes to the DIRECTOR who asked me out. We ended up going out to dinner once, after which he left me a key to his hotel room and, well, whatever you imagine from there actually happened. It was near Thanksgiving, and he wasn’t going home to LA for the short break, so he came and had dinner with my family. After the production ended and he left town, I emailed him a few times, but honestly, we had nothing in common, and he was ugly. He’s more famous now than he was then — 99% of you wouldn’t recognize him if you saw him, but you’d know his name.”
“TBH, he was a total jerk, and had I not been 19 at the time, I’d have laughed in his face.”
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15. “I dated (and am still close friends with) a retired model. In his early career, he was a model for A&F, was on the bags, huge posters in the stores, the whole early 2000s shebang. He’s really nice to look at, especially now in his thirties. He’s such a lamb, the sweetest man on the planet, thinks the best of others, genuinely kind-hearted… and he is completely ignorant of being fawned over. He just thinks everyone is really nice! He gets hit on left and right and doesn’t even clock it. My theory is that he’s one of those rare people who has been attractive since birth, so he doesn’t even realize he’s playing on god-mode instead of hard-mode like the rest of us. We didn’t make it as partners in the long term because massaging his ego is a full-time job. He’s cripplingly insecure, needs a constant cheerleader to amp him up, and compliments his appearance/workout.”
16. “She was famous in another country, an actress on Jiangsu TV. We met at a group outing when she was visiting her friends in my country. I didn’t know who she was, so I asked her out, and she said yes because she thought I was funny. I didn’t know she was famous until our third date, only because a few times expats from her country recognized her in public. She was hesitant to explain, but when she finally did, I said, ‘Oh, that’s cool.’ I didn’t make a big deal out of it, which, in retrospect, I think preserved our relationship. I’ve never shown her off as my celebrity girlfriend because, well, I’m not a fan. I think if I did, that would’ve been a dealbreaker. She didn’t enjoy being famous. When we were together in my country, we could be more normal, even if we were occasionally approached by fans.”
“The couple of times I visited her in her country, we spent most of our time in the hotel or in places where her privacy could be guaranteed.
Eventually, she just quietly withdrew from the public eye and moved to my country. We’ve been married for seven years now, and I’m constantly on the lookout for signs that her talents got passed on to either or both of our kids. Honestly, I expected us to fall apart, so this was a happy surprise. None of my friends or family thought it would last because she’s Chinese and I’m Canadian. My Mandarin was functional at the time, and so was her English, so we communicated through a hybrid of Chinese, English, and Google Translate. My Mandarin has improved a lot because of her, and her English has improved because of our kids.”
17. “I matched with a woman who was a top-50 tennis player on Tinder while I was at a conference. I figured it was a bot or just a scammer, but since they agreed to meet me at the bar across from my hotel, I figured what was the worst that could happen. We chatted for 20 minutes, and she agreed to go upstairs. I was a bit intimidated, as I am not an athlete, but I still gave her a solidly mediocre 25 minutes of lovin’. She then left and unmatched me. So, I guess it was fine — standard first-time sex with an extra dose of awkward from my end, where the person was better looking and a lot more fit than I’m used to. But otherwise, it was pretty much the same thing as non-celebrity sex.”
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18. “I once dated a cam girl who made it on an HBO show called Sex/Now, back in 2013, about cam girls. She was a ‘regular’ girl, but she did LOVE sex and was open to doing anything. This was before the ‘fame,’ but it didn’t change her. The show was a one-time deal, and her online fame kind of ended because she decided to settle down and have a child. I follow her on social media, and she seems really happy — I love that for her.”
19. “I had sex with one of the more famous LA Rams players because my soon-to-be ex-husband was cheating on me, and he really liked the Rams. The said celebrity was 12 years younger than me and had a predictably perfect body — it was actually a really nice experience. He later planned a birthday weekend for my girlfriends and me, and his niceness built up my confidence and inspired me to divorce my husband.”
20. “He was normal enough, down-to-Earth, and very sweet. I only saw him for a bit before finding out he was part of a very high-profile case for a financial crime, and the last time I saw him, he told me he was probably going to prison. Two weeks later, he was on national news. Since then, I’ve seen a documentary involving him, and every once in a while, I’ll see him mentioned on a crime show.”
21. “Not me, but I had an acquaintance who was a really good friend of one of my friends. They slept with a ton of country music artists. Apparently, if you’re a ‘hot blonde,’ it’s very easy to have sex with them. She said she decided to stop because, I quote, ‘They were always disappointing in bed, so it made me kind of disappointed in their music, too.'”
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22. “I ‘dated’ someone who has some celeb presence in his own right, but is mostly the nepo baby of a very famous parent. He was extremely giving sexually, and I enjoyed that aspect, but I never got an ounce of chivalry from him. No meals, drinks, or public outings of any kind. He’d come over, vent, and emotionally dump on me like an unpaid therapist because he couldn’t trust anyone in his circle. He outwardly posted and flaunted his Instagram model girlfriends, but I guess I didn’t fit the physical bill, so he couldn’t be seen with me in public. I eventually got tired of it and just stopped responding to his texts.”
23. “I dated a celebrity who was a big deal in her genre, but nobody else has probably ever heard of her. It was really nice to be moved to the front of the line and to have great seats wherever we went. I honestly couldn’t deal with the attention she got all the time. She had beautiful women throwing themselves at her, messing with her hair and clothes, touching her. I felt like I could never compete, and she could sleep with any one of them whenever she felt like it. Plus, she had to be the center of attention. If she wasn’t getting enough attention, she would create a scene.”
“I also eventually noticed that she wouldn’t let on that we were dating. She always said she was single, so that was why she had all these women hitting on her wherever we went. It felt like a game, and I didn’t want to play.
After we broke up, she started dating a jazz musician who thought she was more popular than she actually was. It was very comical seeing them out in public together, trying to see who could get the most attention. I was amazed that they could both fit their big heads in the same car.”
24. “I dated an NBA player back in the early 2000s. I met him through a friend who was dating another guy on the LA Clippers. I got to go to a lot of exclusive parties. He is extremely tall, so on regular dates we couldn’t be discreet. We would get interrupted a lot. I’ll be honest, I’m a solid seven in the dating world, so women were ruthless and rude to me. Waitresses would melt over him and completely ignore me. He was a great guy and would put on the charm with me just to reassure me. But man, the disrespect was wild. I was really young and had no idea how to handle it. And getting him birthday presents was hard. What the hell was I going to give him since he made way more money than me? His schedule was a priority, so regular phone calls were usually late at night.”
“Eventually, his career was too major to have a serious girlfriend. He played for over a decade and retired recently. It’s kind of fun teasing my now husband that I could have been a basketball wife and thrown water in someone’s face.”
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25. “We met in a random club when he showed up for a surprise performance. I was dancing on stage when I was told to keep dancing after two other girls were kicked off. We danced on stage together for a couple of songs after his performance, and then asked me to give him a ride to the studio. He was really down-to-Earth and signed a bunch of autographs. The weekend after he left town, he flew me to his hometown, and we spent three days together, culminating in my meeting his mom and sisters. Before I left, he asked me to stay with him, quit my job, and commit to a relationship. If I did, I would have to travel with him nonstop because he was promoting a new album.”
“I liked him, but I couldn’t hand over my financial security for a guy I barely knew. I tried to slow things down, and he took it super personally. Then he wrote a song about me (which made me sound like a jerk), and it played on the radio constantly for the next few months. I know he wrote it about me because he left me a voicemail of him recording it in the studio.”
26. “I dated an A-list actor who was pretty huge in the ’90s and ’00s. We had lunch, went to a party, and grabbed coffee. He was eccentric but very down-to-Earth. After getting to know him for a bit, I realized most celebrities are insecure humans like us who just want to be with someone genuine. I think that’s why he didn’t mind my company, even though I’m far from glamorous or rich, just a normal gal who works a 9-5 with no ulterior motives. I just think it’s cool that I got to hang out with him. Our convos were so normal, like I was chatting up an old friend.”
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27. “I dated a well-known actor for about a year. There were definitely elements of it that were fun and elements that were not. She’s very noticeable, so when we went on dates, she always wanted to go out when no one was around (late at night or early in the morning). Or, if we went when it was ‘busy,’ she probably got pulled aside once or twice for a photo. It wasn’t the end of the world, but she always made sure I wasn’t in the photos because she enjoyed some privacy in her life, which I tried to respect. The primary issue was the whole ‘drama’ she had to put on when she was dating me. When we started, she told me sleeping around was basically just part of the job. She wandered off with some guy, and there were news articles that were most likely true. Probably once every other month, she basically said I wouldn’t hear from her for a couple of days, and then I’d see some report that she was sleeping with X person.”
“I put up with it for a while because she was okay with me seeing other people in the meantime (I only did once, and I didn’t enjoy it). And dating a celebrity has its bonuses. She paid for almost everything, and we went on some fun trips. But I wouldn’t really recommend it to anyone out there for the long term. From what I saw, every celebrity in their twenties is basically cheating 24/7.”
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28. “I’m married to a professional athlete who is probably in the Top 5-10 best in their sport in the world right now, and probably in the Top 20 of all time. It’s not as popular a sport globally as it used to be, but they made the front page of the sports sections of national papers/news sites in our home country several times last year. They have a substantial social media following, various endorsement deals, and event attendance last year ranged from 12,000 to 50,000 people…”
“I’m not going to lie, having your spouse bankroll your law degree at one of the better law schools in the world is an immense privilege. Though balancing law school with a very busy partner is its own challenge.
Also, social media matters. The amount of endorsement deals care about social media, and how finicky the damn algorithms are. I’ve spent a lot of time helping craft posts. We both hate it, but it’s the price you pay. I also have to censor myself on social media. No one likes the trophy partner who ‘gets mouthy’ on Twitter.”
29. “I married a celebrity from a metal band. I don’t like the genre (it’s too scary), and I didn’t know his band at all when we met. He was going through a ‘slutty’ phase. He hit on me, thinking I was a fan, with full-on confidence and everything, and I was like, ‘Who is this long-haired dork?’ He found it funny that I wasn’t into him, and we ended up having a good laugh and becoming friends. We spent about 10 years as friends before we dated, and no one believes me, but we truly didn’t like each other romantically until recently. It was a completely friendly situation! Once we got together, we moved pretty fast, mostly because we knew everything about each other already, and now we have a kid. It’s the best ever. He gets recognized in the most random places, like obviously at metal shows, but also once when we were arguing at Ikea.”
“I have a very non-metal job and still listen to pop music, and he can be pretty wacky in a This Is Spinal Tap sort of way. But it works for us. I keep him from acting too weird, and he keeps me from being too basic. Even after all this time, I still get surprised when people ask for photos with him. I’m like, ‘Omg, honey, they know who you are!’ I guess once you’ve seen a person poop, it’s hard to think of them as a celebrity.”
30. “It was surreal with verrrry little private time for him to be himself. I knew him from high school before he became famous, so he liked being himself around me. Ultimately, he became very controlling (no one told him ‘no’) and upset that I wouldn’t drop my life for his. The social and financial power imbalance is always present.”
31. “I briefly had a thing with a fairly famous cosplayer-turned-OnlyFans personality. She’s mildly famous in some circles. She was self-absorbed and phony, which I suppose makes sense for someone whose sole income came from social media. She was constantly on her phone or on Twitch from the moment she woke up until the sun rose the next morning. She preached a lot about ‘women need to stick together!’ online, but called women ugly behind their backs. She talked about deliberately sabotaging other women who wanted to be well-known in the same field. She made fun of me for being vocal about my emotions, even though she publicly decried the same kinds of behavior in others. She was rude to strangers in public, too, which really bothered me. She now dates and makes porn with an independent pro-wrestler.”
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32. “I dated an international athlete who complained about the distant relationship he had with his mother on every date we had. Then he’d cry about it after we had sex. After the fourth time, I was like, ‘F*ck this, this is too weird, I’m out.’ I was then barraged with drunken slobbery calls and messages, accusing me of being ‘just like her.’ It sucks, because he was an awesome lay.”
33. “I dated a girl for a little over seven months who’s now a famous YouTuber. She’s famous enough that people know who she is. She does vlogs and just goofy stuff, and now has around 8.5 million subscribers on YouTube (at the time, she had 2.7 million). She was really nice, but YouTube just consumed her life. She had dropped out of high school a couple of months before I met her, just to pursue a career in streaming. We were both pretty young (still under 20), and I wanted to be a normal teenager and not caught up in her lifestyle. It was wild to me, and honestly, it really made me uncomfortable when people approached us while we were out on a date or just hanging out. They would be pushy and rude, actually grab her, and try to hug her…”
“One time, there was even a reporter from a magazine who would just follow us around, even when we asked her to leave us alone. It was just really uncomfortable all around. We broke it off when I left California with my family. We still talk occasionally, but she’s always busy with content and that super fast-paced lifestyle.”
34. “I went on two dates with a Z-list celebrity from a reality show a few years ago (think famous enough to have a bit of a social media following, not famous enough to be recognized in public most of the time). The first date was okay, we got coffee and dinner, and chatted a bit. He texted me later asking if I wanted to hang out again sometime, and I agreed. So we went out for dinner a second time. He got to the restaurant a few minutes before I did and got kind of an attitude about making him wait for me. Other than that, dinner was okay. He later texted me saying he’d like to go out again if I wanted to do anything other than ‘get a free meal.’ I was kind of taken aback by that comment. We just kind of slowly faded as far as the texting went. I didn’t really like his attitude — he was pompous and entitled. He seemed to think he was more famous than he actually was, which is funny, because he wasn’t even really a main cast member on his show.”
“He would randomly text me when he was in my area for a couple of years after that, but I never really talked to him again.”
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35. “I have an ex who became a minor celebrity after we broke up. If I said her name, I’m sure someone would have heard of her. She’s a musician and wrote two whole albums about me — there are some cryptic lyrics that are actually really sexual in nature. It’s kinda weird when I’m driving my kids to school, and I hear a song about my favorite sex position on the radio.”
36. “It was fairly difficult. For us, it was too much travel due to her work obligations, and I was unable to accompany her because of my own. She was faithful; she never cheated, but coworkers and others made constant attempts to hit on her. But she was, in my opinion, very respectful that way. For us, through other issues, not being able to take holidays or plan them is just normal for couples. But it was otherwise a good relationship. We actually parted as friends and stay in contact once in a while. After we dated, I got married for 23 years, and she and my wife were friendly. Never disrespectful to our marriage; she actually married and divorced more than once. But she’s been in a relationship for the last 12 years and is happy. He’s in the industry, and they’re actually a pretty famous couple (not superstars, but definitely recognizable).”
37. “I slept with a girl who won a silver medal at the Olympics. She was a freak, and I loved it, but I wasn’t ready for anything serious, and she very much was.”
38. “My high school sweetheart became a WWE ‘diva.’ I was madly in love. She was fun and sexy as hell. Things went south right when she started gaining fame — I haven’t spoken to her in over 15 years. I met my wife after I got over her — I wouldn’t trade a minute I have with my family now. I hope she is happy and living her best life.”
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39. “I dated someone in high school who is now a famous musician. He was very cool, but he was not a good boyfriend. He was always trying to hang out with older/cooler people and was not very nice to me in public. But in private, he was very sweet and confided in me about many of his insecurities and frustrations. He cheated on me a ton of times, and we broke up in college. In hindsight, he had a VERY strong sense of who he wanted to be and how he wanted to be perceived and pursued it relentlessly, and I’m sure that is part of why he’s successful. He got divorced recently and sent me some flirty texts out of the blue, but I ignored them because I’m a happily married person.”
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40. “I had sex with a C-list celebrity who was on MTV’s The Challenge for many seasons in the mid-2000s. He has one hell of a personality on Instagram/TV, but legitimately has a 1,000-yard stare in person. His texting style was unhinged (like talking to a wet paper towel). He made me watch Bill Maher, we had sex, and he snoozed his alarm 17 times in the morning (which was Rick Astley’s ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’). As much as I would love to reveal who he is, I’m still in sporadic contact with this person, and I have more research to conduct!”
41. “I married the lead singer of my favorite band. The band is only moderately popular in the US now, but the band he fronted in the late ’90s is apparently still pretty popular in Europe. He’s down-to-Earth, unassuming, and humble, and dating him was always so much fun. I’m an artist, and he helped me out at a convention not long after we got serious. He drew such a crowd that the organizers asked him to wear a costume the next day because the congestion in the aisle posed safety concerns. Other than stuff like that, life is fairly normal.”
42. “I dated a Hollywood actor. He took me to a Hollywood party, where ALL the other celebrities were, and he left with another famous actor. I met enough celebrities that night not to care (although I do like to say THEY all got to meet me), and I got invited to more Hollywood parties. I was blown away that it was all the same people at every single party.”
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43. “I was working for a record company and dated a woman who had a hit record at the time. She was wild but, overall, a nice person. Everything was fine until the fame died down and she had to be ‘normal’ again. She couldn’t quite get used to not being in hotels and on planes, and to not having people scream her name. Which was weird because she didn’t really like those things to start with. One day, as I was getting ready for work, I asked her to drop something off at the Post Office for me. When I came home that night, she was gone.”
44. “A girlfriend of mine screwed an NBA player. The only detail I remember was that he was adamant about taking the condom with him when he left.”
45. “At the time, he was a D-lister; very charismatic, handsome, but he wasn’t getting much work, so he was bitter, and he knew how much I was into him. So much so, I gave him money to help with his bills. He used me, and now he’s back in the circuit with a new young woman doing all the things he promised to do with me. So I guess I’m bitter now, but the experience helped me learn to be tougher. He may be doing well, but he’s always going to be a nasty person on the inside. I believe karma will get him.”
46. “I was with her for over five years. She had an exercise TV show in the eighties. We hooked up when I was in my late twenties, and she was in her early forties. People regularly thought I was older because she looked amazing. That being said, sex with her was the ultimate for me — the best in my life. I’ll be forever chasing that, but I’m doubtful I’ll ever find it again. It’s been almost 15 years since we broke up, and I still haven’t met someone as incredible as she was in bed.”
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47. “I slept with a comedian from some show because I thought he was hilarious. We flirted on MySpace, and I sat in the front row when he came to perform a show in my town. We went for a drink afterward, then went back to his hotel room to bang. It was extra hot because I had seen him on TV and decided I wanted to bang him, AND THEN IT WAS ACTUALLY HAPPENING! At one point, he moaned my name, and I was like, ‘This is it — this is the greatest moment of my life.’ Afterward, I was too shy to get up and pee, so I held it all night and got a UTI. He was a gentleman, and I never saw or spoke to him again. He still does comedy.”
48. “I slept with a well-known (now deceased) rapper when he came to Toronto a couple of times, and I stayed at his place in California for a few days as well. The sex was good, but it wasn’t any better than a non-celeb. He wasn’t selfish in bed at all, and it felt natural because we got along. He was actually really down-to-Earth and fun to hang out with.”
49. “About 20 years ago, I was dating a guy who had voiced the main character in a video game that has a decent cult following. We lived together for a bit and talked about marriage. He did other voice work and eventually wanted to move to the LA area to break into movies. Shortly after he moved there, he wanted to start seeing other people, so I ended things. He has since worked on B-grade films and has an IMDb page. The sex was pretty good! We were both very active and went on a lot of physically challenging adventures together (and he was trained in martial arts, so that was a bonus!).”
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50. “Not me, but a girl I knew slept with some F-list reality TV douchebag. He quoted himself off the show as a chat-up line, and then again after he came. She described the experience as ’embarrassing, but not sure for whom.'”
51. And finally, “A girl I know was brought to a backstage party after a concert of a certain 2000s rock band. She said that the guys had girls pretty much crawling over them. They constantly took girls to the bathroom to have sex, as if it were as casual as taking a piss. At one point, two girls gave one of the guys a blowjob out in the open on the couch. Later on, one of the other guys had sex with one of the girls against the wall. Everybody was extremely drunk and horny, but for the band members, it was just another day. This was pretty much what they had access to every day: an endless array of beautiful women who ‘begged’ to sleep with them. She said it was a bit of an eye-opener to realize just how much sex these guys had with so many women, and how much people practically begged to have sex with them.”
“The whole thing sounded wildly creepy to me. It’s not hard to imagine how they started viewing women as nothing more than objects in situations like that.”
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