Behind every A-lister is an entourage keeping things together—or causing absolute chaos. If the zodiac signs ran the show, some would be essential to a celebrity’s success, while others would turn every red carpet into a disaster.
Aries: The Bodyguard Who Starts Fights
Always on high alert but for all the wrong reasons. Aries isn’t just protecting the celebrity—they’re instigating problems that weren’t even there. Ready to throw a punch over a minor tabloid headline. Security detail or security risk? Hard to tell.
Taurus: The Personal Chef Who Refuses to Rush
Taurus makes sure the celebrity is well-fed, but don’t expect them to cater to last-minute cravings. That artisanal meal is ready when it’s ready, and no award show schedule is changing that.
Gemini: The PR Manager Who Spills Secrets
Gemini is supposed to control the narrative, but sometimes “off the record” doesn’t register. One moment, they’re handling a crisis like a pro; the next, they’re accidentally leaking the biggest scandal of the year—just for fun.
Cancer: The Overprotective Best Friend
Cancer isn’t in the entourage for business; they’re here for emotional support. Ready to fight anyone who even thinks about hurting their celebrity bestie. Always has tissues on hand in case of a mid-tour breakdown.
Leo was hired to support, but somehow, they’re center stage. Whether it’s an impromptu solo moment or a viral red carpet pose, the celebrity might start wondering who the real star is.
Virgo: The Assistant Who Actually Runs Everything
The celebrity might have the name recognition, but Virgo is the reason everything functions. Schedules, contracts, emergencies—Virgo has it all planned. The only problem? Their patience wears thin with the chaos around them.
Libra: The Stylist Who Causes a Fashion Crisis
Libra means well, but indecisiveness is a problem. One second, it’s classic Hollywood glam; the next, it’s a head-to-toe glitter suit. The celebrity looks great—if they ever make it out the door.
Sagittarius: The Tour Manager Who Keeps Getting Lost
The itinerary is set, but Sagittarius forgot to follow it. The celebrity is supposed to be in Paris, but somehow ends up in Ibiza instead. No complaints—just another adventure.
The zodiac entourage might not always be reliable, but they’d make the celebrity lifestyle a lot more entertaining.
Discover everything about astrology at the Times of India, including daily horoscopes for Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, and Pisces.
